THE SWINE FLU SHOT MIXTAPE

September 18, 2009 by admin · 5 Comments 

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And we’re done…

Yesterday we recorded our second mixtape – all in one day. Exactly as the first time. We chopped up everything from Stone Roses via Miike Snow to Bloody Beetroots and wrote new songs on top.

Download here // Or listen at Fairtilizer

And please check into our studio to take a look at the recording session.

Dr Mills recommends:

Step 1: Listen to Super Viral Brothers Mixtape Called the Swine Flu shot!

Step 2: Avoid Loud  Places and get somewhere quiet so that You May Be Exposed to  the lyrics of the Swine Flu shot!

  • Spread this mixtape rapidly to crowds of people if you have the proper sound system that will make a MF say what is that? . If you are concerned that someone may think your dissing RAINMAN where you live, avoid crowds of his fans whenever possible. Shopping online at iTunes will insure that you can buy Super Viral Brothers.
  • 1st single “Hot Chocolate + Polar Bear Rug” and you can peep the video here.
  • Travel will increase the odds that you’ll not hear or see anything like Super Viral Brothers.
  • If you are very concerned about exposure you may want to cover your eyes and put in some earplugs.

Step 3: Practice Good Listening Habits to Avoid the Short attention span disorder that’s affecting everyone these days.

  • Wash your hands frequently at least before you start surfing the net for the download, lathering well for 15 seconds.
  • Use an alcohol-based hand sanitizer if you are unable to wash your hands (you nasty person).
  • Don’t touch fast-forward just listen to the whole mix it’s not quite 30 minutes long.
  • This way your sure to know what your talking about when you try to tell someone how dope Super Viral Brothers really are.  Plus you minimize the potential of spreading hate from your mouth.
  • Get plenty of sleep, exercise, eat healthily and reduce stress by listening to the Swine Flu Shot Mixtape.  This could help stave off infection.
  • Cover your ass and watch your mouth if you even think about dissing SVB.
  • If you Stay home and don’t support a Super Viral Brothers show when you hear about one promoted by Live Nation, you  could get sick especially when others tell you what you missed.

And here are the complete lyrics:

1.  P-Noid

Too swift country grammar.
Get the body guards from Jerry Springer body slammer.
Mic check six figures.
Polyphonic texturizer I’m a real nigga.
Niggardly, niggardly for true.
I’m so paranoid I think I’m gonna snatch the mic from.
And then apologize like I need a baker.
Keep it real sucka I’m o’ get you now and later.

I’m so paranoid I think I’m gonna take the mic from you.
I’m so paranoid I think I’ll have to take the mic from you.

Taylor made.
Knuckle Nat Turner.
I’m a black cowboy holdin up a rusty burner.
Buffalo soul.
I’m a soldier baby.
Come and get your shot the oly thing to treat your rabies.

I’m so paranoid I think I’m gonna take the mic from you.
I’m so paranoid I think I’ll have to take the mic from you.

2.  Captain Cessna

Pops got sent to fight in Vietnam around 1965.
1st six months he spent inna stockade tryin to stay alive.

G.I. inna jungle jail.
Can’t fight inna jungle jail.
Long nights inna jungle jail.
6 months inna jungle jail.

You don’t wanna end up like the Captain.  Captain Cessna.

Not a day went by thoughts of killin the captain stayed on daddy’s mind.
On the day he got out all he wanted to do was put the captain underground.

G.I. inna jungle jail.
Can’t fight inna jungle jail.
Long nights inna jungle jail.
6 months inna jungle jail.

You don’t wanna end up like the Captain.  Captain Cessna.

So who the heck is Captain Cessna?
And what happened to dude?
He blew up smoking a cigarette pumping helicopter fuel.

G.I. inna jungle jail.
Can’t fight inna jungle jail.
Long nights inna jungle jail.
6 months inna jungle jail.

You don’t wanna end up like the Captain.  Captain Cessna.

3.  Pig Feet

My aunt fixed too much swine for me.
1st it was bacon then it was pork and beans.
She brought me chitterlings next to collard greens.
My aunt put pork in everything.
She violated every islamic law.
She servin pork rinds next to the hog mogs.
The trichinosis eatin the whole of me.
A slave complains and doesn’t eat.

1 pig 1 flu.
1,2,3,4.(auf deutsch)
And Mama fixed the breakfast wit no hog.
And Mama fixed the breakfast wit no hog.
The vegetable garden look so sweet.
I gotta stop eatin these pig feet.

My vegetarian effort is happening.
My Aunt din brought fresh catfish just for me.
A 16 pounder gott em a bottom feed.
My Aunt know just what’s happening.

1 pig 1 flu.
1,2,3,4.(auf deutsch)
And Mama fixed the breakfast wit no hog.
And Mama fixed the breakfast wit no hog.
The vegetable garden look so sweet.
I gotta stop eatin these pig feet.

4.  Volvo (Commercial Shit)

Dr. Huxtable.
George Washington Carver.
Peanut butter coverall every middle finger.
#1 pointed at the poorest class of all.
Seeing stars working 9 to 5 at Summit Mall.

I wanna Volvo on 20’s with MoMo’s to drive to the freak show, butt naked with no drawls, commercial shit, commercial shit.

Scrape my toungue to sang the coin is in the piggy bank.
It’s a pickle jar disgusting with the way I think.
Lick-a-stick, I’m sick I’m drivin with no ear piece.
Get a ticket throw it out the window 80 east.

I wanna Volvo on 20’s with MoMo’s to drive to the freak show, butt naked with no drawls, commercial shit, commercial shit.

5.  Pookie -n- Gator

Get your drink time to start up the party cause I’m bout to get my brew.
Cause People thank I’m the dope man, cause I might light up a L or 2.
Although I might be cute it ain’t no substitute for writing everything I speak and spell.
So when I tell you a story I don’t want it to be boring in your mouth so let me melt.

It’s callin me like Pookie -n- Gator to do the right thing.

Marinate in the cut gotta shake my butt because I’m feelin good.
Cause it don’t matter if you think I can dance or not cause I can chop that wood.
So rock the boat, lots of smoke, nobody shy, we all high, that purple hay it make my eyes chinese.
A lot of clubs will close, but house parties is fine.
It don’t matter scatter falling leaves.

It’s callin me like Pookie -n- Gator to do the right thing.

Calling me.

6.  Cooties

Pardon me for askin, tell me what’s your name?
I see you riding by like everyday.
Maybe I’m inconspicuous but that’s o.k.
Sincerely, I hope that we could just converse.
I drive a hearse part time and I sleep during the day.
I know that sounds a tad bit weird but.
I hope that you will find the patience to speak to me.
Because I’m not contagious.

When everybody got the cooties.
You best to not be rudie.
Cause you can catch the flu.

You look pretty hygienic with your alco gel.
Don’t get immuned to that fire water.
You runnin everyday in your nice jogging suit.
I guess your cardio is hella proper.
I’d train with you but sweat is salty.
It won’t mix together, together with my PH balance.

When everybody got the cooties.
You best to not be rudie.
Cause you can catch the flu.

7.  Need a hand (guns)

dustin off that carbine
forgot about Columbine

guns that need a hand to make em work
guns that need a hand to make em work

Gustav made in Sweden
Learned that from my weed friends

guns that need a hand to make em work.
guns that need a hand to make em work.
guns that need a hand to make em work.

8.  Sneak It in

Ya girlfriend snuck a 9mm in the club.
tell me what happened to them good ole fistacuffs?
when a knuckle sandwich service proved your tough.
when a caveman ruled with a wooden billy club.

sneak it in.
sneak it in.
sneak it in.

got a clear eye for the fake guy. yeah.

what happened to pullin girlies by the hair?
when we usta drag our girlfriends  everywhere.
no Maybach didn’t exist for her to steer.
In the backyard when we usta play smear the queer.

sneak it in.
sneak it in.
sneak it in.

got a clear eye for the fake guy. yeah.

9. Ms. Handle

I saw my first real g-string.
Finger poppin doing real nasty things.
She was my private dancer.
Didn’t smoke.
She didn’t want cancer.
She grew the finest home grown stash.
She charged me nothin for my first piece of
ask her for a favor, she’s a flavor savor, my vanilla wafer, my tomboy player.

Ms. Handle, me
I’m a gentleman.
I wanna be your friend till the bloody end.

I rocked with shorty full time.
She introduced me to Corona with a slice of lime.
Finer than Penelope Cruz.
Until one day, she showed up with a little bruise.
She say she fell off of the segway.
A little white lie she told me on a thursday.
I’m gonna get whoever done that.
Cause she ain’t rattin on em when I try and axe.

Ms. Handle, me
I’m a gentleman.
I wanna be your friend till the bloody end.

10. CHURCH FOLK

church folk why you talkin to my folks behind my back fo?
what chu doing surfin the net for my show.
shoulda been studyin testaments old.
This time I’m keepin it icier cold.
Mindin my business and stayin out chose.
Regimented writin experienced prose.
An I ain’t even put any coke in my nose.
I ain’t even put any coke in my nose.
an I ain’t never put any coke in my nose.
i could come to church in the bummiest clothes.
You should take me in if you and Jesus is close.
Or are you busy churchin in a hypocrite pose? Are you busy churchin in a hypocrite pose?
Tippin ain’t gone get you through the gates when they closed.
Keep your mouth shut Lionel Ritchie hello.

Sunday could be another day.
5 days a week is church for me.

Comments

5 Responses to “THE SWINE FLU SHOT MIXTAPE”
  1. Sheallcal says:

    C наступающим Вас! Пусть Ваши мечты сбудутся!

  2. Cathy Shey says:

    We should be thankful that the swine flu did not spread very rapidly. it is not very deadly like Ebola but swine flu can still kill you.

  3. Milan says:

    Brilliant! Can’t wait for the next! :D

  4. DJ Mekkah says:

    this is some good fucking music

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